You are an iron-willed CEO with Louboutins and a G-Class Mercedes Benz. You have the smooth face and athletic body of a woman a decade younger than your 45 years, thanks to the incredibly expensive anti-aging regimen you’re on.
You have martial arts training later, where you regularly beat the pants off men with 30 pounds on you. During the day, you run the powerhouse international company Auxolith Corp, employing a sizable portion of the surrounding town — with only a few hushed-up employee poisonings here and there.
You have a firm handle on the bad press connected to the chemicals you peddle; chemicals that no reputable scientific journal has (definitively) connected to beehive colony collapse around the world.
You have everything, you think, as you drive up the long stretch of driveway to the mammoth house you live in alone.
But if you really have nothing to worry about, who are those two masked men running out from behind your car, armed with a syringe and a bottle of… is that bug spray?
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