I was with the kids out recently, and this woman was giving me a hard stare. I was kind of waiting for her to come up and say that she realized she’d seen me on TV or something. And she said: Are you … are you my kid’s soccer ref? I thought: Well, I’m glad that the person you think I might be is an authority figure, at least. But no.
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