In a development that is shocking, startling and not at all choreographed to rehabilitate his reputation, Conor McGregor has found God. All it took was a couple of weeks off social media for him to discover the way, the truth and the light. Praise be the PR mavens. Hosanna to the handlers. And kudos to him for sharing his divine revelation at a press conference where he was carnival-barking his bottom-feeding bare-knuckle-fighting carbuncle of a promotion. Truly, the Lord moves in mysterious ways his wonders to perform.
“There is a higher power, God, that dictates my journey and all of our journeys, and I live my life by God’s word,” said McGregor, speaking very softly in tongues these days, evincing the fluency of a televangelist seeking to part gullible rubes from their dollars.
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