Metaphorically speaking, he is the dog, and we, the NATO, European Union and Asia-Pacific region allies, are his tail; and he is wagging us as he likes. You must have caught my drift; I am talking about the Orange Man, the Big Boss, our Fondling Father, the one and only Donald the Great.
He was going to end all wars, including the "Mother of All Wars," which has been going on "for the last 3,000 years" in the Middle East. That is, it must have started in 985 B.C., before Christ. There was no โmiddleโ or โfarโ in any cardinal direction because the system of dividing the world into North, South, East and West was not invented yet. But this is Captain Covfefe talking! If he says there was a war going on in the Middle East for the last 3,000 years, there was one! And he was going to end it with his 20-point peace plan. (It was a 21-point plan, but his buddy Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu didnโt like the number because it symbolizes s
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