Is Artificial Intelligence really coming for our jobs? Much more importantly, is it after mine? As our regular readers will know, here we do not shy away from the big questions of the day, and it seems an appropriate one to ask in this annual squinting gaze into the crystal ball.
So to kick us off the 2026 review, and possibly to determine who will write the 2027 version, this writer asked Zorg (having already forgotten what the actual programme was, Zorg will have to do as an AI-lias (see what I did there)) to come up with some ridiculous predictions for the coming year.
Judge for yourselves if there is a future left in this or if our dear writer needs to start updating his CV.
Tango Goal Celebration: After winning the World Cup in 2026, every Argentine player will celebrate by performing a synchronized tango dance on the pitch, causing a global viral sensation and inspiring a new dance craze. (A bit cheesy but OK)
Pet Frenzy: In a unique initiative to promote pet adoption, each Argentine team will bring a dog onto the pitch for every home game. Matches will turn chaotic as dogs chase the ball more than players do, leading to a new league where
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